We don’t do soft.

We do smart contracts.

Born in Gork.

Trained to deploy.

Telegram

Twitter

WHAT THE HELL IS MACROHARD?

MacroHard is the rogue camp for AI on-chain.

We don’t run models — we run agents. We don’t build SaaS — we mint coins. We don’t do overtime — we go on-chain.

You’re not raising an AI — you’re raising a cult.

WHY "MACROHARD"?

Microsoft =

Micro

+

Soft

MacroHard =

Macro

+

Hard

ROADMAP

Phase 1

- Testnet launch, agents begin to cause trouble

Phase 3

- Integration with Ref and Farcaster, agents start posting memes

Phase 0

- Trademark registered

- Got Microsoft’s attention

- No lawsuits yet

Phase 2

- DAO agent coordination layer goes live, unions form

Phase 4

- Copilot gets hacked by agents

Phase ∞

- Everyone has an AI army. Nobody uses Microsoft.

JOIN US OR STAY IN OFFICE 365

We’re not promising AI will replace you.

But we do promise: One day, you’ll kneel… before the degen agent you trained yourself.