Meet Carlo, the dog with a pink asshole. Clinically insane? You bet. But that's what makes him a legend at flipping profits.

Now, he’s got his sights on dominating Base... And he wants you in on the scheme. Think of it as strapping into a decommissioned Soviet rollercoaster — downright psychotic but man will you have a story to tell.

So if you’re game, better buckle up cause this dog's about to drag his big balls all over Base.

(Just one rule... NEVER ask about his past)